I’ve decided that I am going to write
a post each day that Amber Rose posts new pics on Instagram a series of posts dedicated to Amber Rose and her Instagram account. You mad, or nah?
I consider this a part of my job as an information curator. You are welcome.
Dear Amber Rose,
Yesterday you posted some pictures on Instagram, and the Internet collectively lost its mind. You are so beautiful, Amber. What did we do to deserve you?
For the record, yesterday was not my first time noticing you, but it was the first time I felt compelled by something within me to share your beauty with the world.
You are everything.
Have you ever seen Harlem Nights? Remember that scene where Della Reese is describing Sunshine?
That’s who you are, Amber. You are our sunshine. We cannot get enough of you. We want to bask in your glory at the risk of being burned by your hotness.
I hope you keep blessing us with these gifts, because we stand here ready to receive.
And good lord, do we appreciate it.