Amber Rose Instagram Pic

Amber Rose, you are leaving us hanging

Dear Amber Rose,

Clearly you understand the amount of power you hold over those of us who keep hitting the refresh button on your Instagram page in our web browsers (a phone screen is just too small to view cakes like that).

Maybe you don’t really like all of this attention. Maybe you feel like you have to dole it out to us the way you would to an ungrateful or unfaithful lover who is not deserving of the beauty that is your body.

Whatever the case may be, we are missing looking at you. It’s not that we don’t love to see pictures of your face. We do. It is beautiful and perfect. You have a Colgate smile, and that is always fun to look at.

 

 

It’s not that we don’t like living your life through your pictures; we do. Life is good in Amber world. You travel a lot, rock hot fashions and ride in fancy cars. What’s not to love?

 

 

We appreciate all the gifts you bestow upon us, Muva.

We just wish you’d bring those cakes back.

 

Amber Rose
Jackson 5 Dancing Machine

Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5 perform “Dancing Machine” [VIDEO]

If you know anything about me, you know that my love for all things Michael Jackson runs very deep. He was just as good with his brothers as he was solo; Michael was in his element when he was performing.

Here is a video of him performing “Dancing Machine” with his brothers on the Johnny Carson show. Peep his dance solos. Listen to his voice. Love everything that is Michael Joseph Jackson.

Amber Rose

Amber Rose never disappoints

Amber Rose is a bald, blonde goddess. I continue my quest to stalk her Instagram and bring you the fruits of my labor. She never disappoints. Today we are blessed with a new hot pic and two tasty videos.

 

Oh, Amber. How we love thee.

I love how you seem to be loving your life just being Amber. More people should feel so comfortable in their own skin.

 

 

Everyone is still talking about the pictures you posted this weekend, even Wendy Williams!

 

 

But you don’t even want all the shine for yourself, so you bless us with a video of another hottie with a fat ass.

Listen. Keep doing you, Amber. We will continue to be here for it. <3

Fuck What Happens Tonight